Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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