Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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