No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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