brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Randomize
