put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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