these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
