She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
