false alarm. still invincible.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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