Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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