I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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