guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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