She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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