Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
