Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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