i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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