Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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