yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I understand Curling. That high.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
