i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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