Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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