wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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