I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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