I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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