Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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