real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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