Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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