ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
