You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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