Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Of course I have a pirate flag
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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