And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
pray to the hookup gods
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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