I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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