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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we're making bets on your personal life
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She needs sedatives and a leash
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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