god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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You. Win. At. Life.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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