Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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