Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
