I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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