they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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