She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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