he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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