Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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