Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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