You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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