He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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