Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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