went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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