Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize
