They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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