remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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