I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
lets start a swedish sibling band together
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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