yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
