Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We're not piercing ourselves today.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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