am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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