why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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